Turn intrusive questions into a business opportunity with this hilarious ‘Missing Leg Story = $10’ T-shirt. Designed specifically for amputees with a sharp wit, this shirt answers the inevitable question ‘What happened?’ before it’s even asked. The design features a classic vintage-style distressed aesthetic with a retro teal and orange sunset, crashing ocean waves, and a menacing shark silhouette, implying a dramatic shark attack tale awaits anyone willing to pay up. Whether you actually lost your leg to a shark or just want to mess with strangers, this tee is a conversation starter and a stopper all in one. It makes a fantastic, lighthearted gift for friends or family members recovering from surgery, veterans, or anyone rocking a prosthetic who appreciates dark humor and sarcastic style.