Does your cat have an unexplained rivalry with important documents or random flyers? Then this design speaks your language. Our “He Swears It Was Self-Defense” T-Shirt captures that specific moment of destruction every cat owner knows too well. The graphic showcases the aftermath of a paper-shredding frenzy, paired with a witty defense that only a cat could come up with. This isn’t just a shirt; it’s a badge of honor for surviving life with a mischievous kitty. Made for maximum comfort and laughs, this tee is the ultimate conversation starter at the vet or the pet store. It is the ideal birthday or holiday gift for cat moms, crazy cat ladies, and anyone who appreciates dry, feline humor.