Why settle for boring breakfast attire when you can wear a conversation starter? This funny “Why Are Toasters Not Just Called Tanning Breads?” t-shirt combines absurdist humor with a love for carbs. The design features bold, readable typography that delivers a witty punchline about everyone’s favorite kitchen appliance. It is an excellent icebreaker for brunch or casual Fridays. Whether you are a professional baker, a toast enthusiast, or just someone who loves silly wordplay and dad jokes, this tee is a must-have. It makes a fantastic gift for friends with a dry sense of humor or fathers who love to make people groan with laughter.