Add some levity to your 9-to-5 with this hilarious anti-work graphic tee. Featuring a flat vector illustration of a businessman at a desk, this design delivers a technically true but sarcastic warning: “Statistically Speaking An Average Work Day Decreases Your Life By 8 Hours.” It is a clever play on ominous health statistics that turns the simple passage of time into a dry joke about employment. This shirt is the ultimate conversation starter for the office, Zoom meetings, or casual Fridays. It makes a fantastic gag gift for data analysts, office workers, disgruntled employees, or anyone who appreciates dry, literal humor. Wear your sarcasm proudly!