Declare your true culinary priorities with our ‘Why Are You Not Pizza?’ graphic tee. This design speaks to the soul of every pizza enthusiast who looks at the world and wishes it was just a little more cheesy and delicious. The artwork stands out with large, bold block letters that are creatively filled with high-quality illustrations of classic toppings—including spicy pepperoni, fresh peppers, black olives, and melting cheese—popping against a solid background. It’s the ultimate conversation starter for pizza parties, casual Fridays, or lazy weekends. Whether you are shopping for a hungry teen, a dad with a dad joke sense of humor, or a best friend who always orders extra cheese, this funny food-themed shirt is the perfect slice of fashion.